Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, it’s obvious
when you think about it
It’s because they
always make it home
Tuesday, 8 March 2022
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
THE ONLY GOOD THING
The only good thing
About the end of
Wimbledon
Is it means you’re two
weeks
Closer to football
season
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER
Never lose your heart to a tennis player
And that goes for
women and men
But it’s not that they
are bad people
OLYMPIANS V PARALYMPIANS
The Olympics is the pinnacle
For any man and woman
But I believe that an
Olympian
Is actually merely
Human
Whereas a Paralympian
Is quite obviously Superhuman
DISABILITY SPORT
They may well be considered
In life to have a
Vulnerability
But where sport is
concerned
They have no such
disability
So, calling it “Disability
Sport”
Couldn’t be more
misleading
When the limits they
are given
They are constantly
exceeding
Don’t look at them as
disabled
But as sportsmen and
women
Because in the arena
of sport its
As athletes you should
define them
I TRAVEL ON THE TRAIN TO WIMBLEDON
I travel on the train to Wimbledon
It’s the best station
by far for me
As you can change for
the Overground
Underground and
Wombleing free
PARALYMPIANS
They should not be seen as disabled
When they compete
A Paralympian should
be viewed
Simply as an Athlete
ONE DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE
One day on the golf course
I overturned my golf cart
A pretty woman came to assist
And I was attracted from the start
Elizabeth, was very attractive
And didn’t apportion blame
“Are you okay are you hurt?”
She asked, “what's your name?”
“It’s Colin and I’m fine” I replied
And she invited me to her villa
which backed onto the course
“I'll help you with the cart later”
“That's kind of you,” I answered,
But my wife wouldn’t like it”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted
“Just come in and rest for a bit”
She was very persuasive “okay,”
I agreed, “But my wife won't like it.”
After a stiff drink I said “Thank you
But I must go my wife will be upset.”
“She’ll understand” Elizabeth said
“Because you might have been hurt”
And asked, “where is she by the way?”
And I replied, “Under the cart!”
I’M A VERY COURAGEOUS GOLFER
I’m a very courageous Golfer,
At least in my view
Because it takes a lot
of balls
To Golf the way, I do
THE MOST DEPRESSING THING ABOUT TENNIS
The most depressing thing about Tennis
Is that no matter how
well I hit the ball
And how much time I
spend practising,
I'm never going to be
as good as the wall
A GIMME
“Gimme” is a famous Golfing term
Best described as an
agreement
Between two
like-minded Golfers,
Whose putting is to
their detriment
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