Our star sprinter is not a looker
But that doesn’t
bother us
We still cheer him to
the rafters
But we do call him
Fastidious
Sunday, 6 March 2022
OUR STAR SPRINTER IS NOT A LOOKER
Wednesday, 2 March 2022
MARADONA’S HEALTH SCARE
Diago Maradona collapsed after
Watching the
Argentinian team
And medics then found
a quantity
Of blood in his
cocaine stream
GOLFING PERFECTION
Golfers who try to make
Everything perfect
before they take
The shot will not
improve their lot
And rarely make a
perfect shot
Tuesday, 1 March 2022
KEEPING THE BALL
Having the most possession
In a match, doesn’t
really count
If the opposing team
doesn’t want
The football on any
account
SCUBA TECHNIQUE
Have you ever wondered why it is?
When sitting on the
edge of the boat
Scuba divers always
fall backwards
When entering the
water, well take note
It’s because if they
were to fall forwards
They would go face
first into the boat
WORLD CUP RUSSIA 2018 – ENGLAND 0, BELGIUM 1
The old England are back,
I don’t know where
they’ve bin’
But from a position of
strength
They fucked up agin’
They’ve managed to
lose,
Very much to their
chagrin,
To a weak Belgium
team,
Who didn’t even want
to win
Monday, 28 February 2022
GOLF IS A MENTAL GAME
Golf is a mental game
And I don’t mean
cerebral
You have to hit down
To make the ball go
up.
You swing left and
The ball goes right
The lowest score wins.
And if that’s not mad
enough,
The winner buys the
drinks.
But if you get a hole in one
You buy the whole bar
a drink
Tuesday, 1 February 2022
GIVE ME GOLF CLUBS
Give me Golf clubs, fresh air
And partner beautiful and fair
And to be honest you can keep
The Golf clubs and the fresh air
A paraphrasing of one of the great Jack Benny’s gags
GOLF AND PORN
He was flicking channels between Golf and porn
So, he asked his wife “Which one should I watch eh?”
“For Heaven's sake, watch the porn” she snapped
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