“What is your exercise regime?”
I was asked by my new
personal trainer
I said if I already
had a regime
I wouldn’t need a
personal trainer
Tuesday, 1 February 2022
WHAT IS YOUR EXCERSISE REGIME?
GREAT BRITAIN WERE INVITED
Great Britain were invited
To the Belgium town of Mons
For the sun tanning Olympics
And the whole team got Bronze
IRONIC ADVERTISING
I fell about laughing when I saw Serena
In an ironic
Advertisement for Tempur
As given her recent
display of stress
It should have been a “bad
Tempur” mattress
CAR FOOTBALL IS ACTUALLY A THING
Car Football is actually a thing
And some people think it’s cute
But I don’t think cars should play
Because they only had one boot
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES HORSES AND
My girlfriend loves horses and
All things Shakespearian
And she says “To be or not to be
A horse rider, that is equestrian”
ONE OF THE FOOTBALL SPECTATORS
One of the football spectators
Obstructed the keeper’s view
By standing between the posts
SW19 CHEESE
When you are at
Wimbledon
And you order a cheese
baguette
The filling will most
likely be,
Given the location,
Tennis Raclette
ADMIRED ATHLETES
I have great admiration
For athletic
competitors
But you’ve got to hand
it
To those relay runners
THE WOKING STAR STRIKER
The Woking star Striker
Went down in the box
It was his wife’s
birthday
So it was not
unorthodox
IT WAS A GLORIOUS WEEK IN JUNE
It was a glorious week in June
And I wore my best
ensemble
But after Day three at
Wimbledon
I hadn’t seen a single
Womble
GOLD SILVER OR BRONZE
Gold, Silver or Bronze
That is the obvious
question
What hue will his
urine be
When they test the
Russian
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