I’m a very courageous
Sportsman, basically
As it takes a lot of
balls
To play Golf like me
Sunday, 30 January 2022
NO MORE JIG OF JOY
Norbert Peter Stiles
18th May 1942 – 30th October 2020
Norbert Peter Stiles
Was his given name
A diminutive figure
But a giant in the game
Fearless on the pitch
Fearsome and ferocious
But away from the game
Gentle and humorous
I remember fondly
England’s greatest day
And I remember Nobby
At the end of play
With his spindly legs
And gap-toothed smile
Because no one danced
Like our Nobby Stiles
Saturday, 22 January 2022
A GOOD EXERCISE
Exercise is a good thing
Pushing your body
physically
It can take many forms
I like cycling
particularly
I like golf and
swimming
I like long walks,
especially
When they are taken by
People who annoy me
MANCHESTER UNITED’S UNDERGROUND HEATING
Manchester United’s underground
Heating hasn’t been
restored
So they’re planning to
rename
The stadium Cold
Trafford
TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS EMBLEM
Tottenham Hotspurs emblem
Is a cockerel that the
fans don
And as the emblem is a
bird
The supporters egg
them on
A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN
A striker and a magician
Clearly have in common
An almost instinctive
ability
To do hat tricks
effectively
ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER
One of my teachers is a runner
He does it fanatically
But I don’t have him
for PE
I LOVE IT WHEN WE BEAT THE AUSSIES
I love it when we beat the Aussies
It’s a bit of a
passion of mine
Because they are such
bad losers
I’m way up on cloud
nine
I like to ask them,
“Would you like
Some cheese with that
whine?”
WHEN I SAW MR MESSI PLAY
When I saw Mr Messi play
I was disappointed I
must say
I had to take a second
look
But he was nothing
like in the book
MY BOSS DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM
My Boss doesn’t go to the gym
But it’s not a case of
him being slack
He gets all the
exercise he needs
Just by stabbing
people in the back
SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014
Now the evidence is viewed
And the enquiry will
conclude
That Suarez is totally
screwed
But what I think is
rude
Is that he plays with
his food
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