Now the evidence is viewed
And the enquiry will
conclude
That Suarez is totally
screwed
But what I think is
rude
Is that he plays with
his food
Saturday, 22 January 2022
SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014
THE MAGYARS CAME TO PLAY
In nineteen fifty-three
The Magyars came to
play
Bamboozling Billy
Wright
The Beckham of his day
When Puskás dragged back
He made Billy Wright
esquire
Look like a fire
engine
Heading towards the
wrong fire
On 25 November 1953,
at Wembley Stadium
England 3 Hungary 6, Ferenc Puskás scored twice
Thursday, 20 January 2022
A QUICK BITE – BRAZIL 2014
Luis Suarez thought the response
To his biting Chiellini
quite amazing
He couldn’t understand
the outcry
As for a cannibal he
was only grazing
THE CANNIBAL OF AJAX – BRAZIL 2014
Whether you call him Lucho
Or El Pistolero
Or the
cannibal of Ajax
Or even
El Conejo
Suarez needs
to understand
Biting
people is a no no
Tuesday, 18 January 2022
ARE YOU WEARING FOOTBALL SOCKS?
Are you wearing football socks?
Well yes you’ve got
the right team
But you have forgotten
to wear
The rest of the kit it
would seem
MY DAD DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 1
My Dad doesn’t go to the gym
He has no need of their
facilities
As he gets all the
exercise he needs
Just by dodging his
responsibilities
Monday, 17 January 2022
IF FOOTBALLERS SPENT MORE TIME
If footballers spent more time
Training and practising
their skills
Instead of feeling the
sting
Of the tattoo artists
drills
They would gain the
fans respect
Instead of looking like
utter pills
Sunday, 16 January 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A FOOTBALL SHIRT?
Are you wearing a football shirt?
I like lady footballers
for my sins
My only regret in your
regard
Is you choose shirts instead of skins
Saturday, 15 January 2022
AN ITALIAN NIBBLE – BRAZIL 2014
Suarez should be hungry
Like all strikers
But for goals
And not for other
players
Friday, 14 January 2022
TODAY’S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS
I think today’s professional footballers
Worry far too much
about their hairstyle
And should pay as much
attention to detail
On the training ground
once in a while
Thursday, 13 January 2022
BACK IN 66
Back in 66
When I was just a boy
I was full of pride
Watching Nobby’s jig
of joy
And when Bobby Moore
Was raised shoulder
high
Holding the World Cup
It made every Scotsman
cry
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