In the program they say of him
That he is a loyal
player to the team
But in truth no other
club
Will have him it would
seem
Wednesday, 27 October 2021
IN THE PROGRAM THEY SAY OF HIM
MY WIFE DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 1
My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She doesn’t suffer
from delusions
But she gets all the
exercise she needs
Just from jumping to
conclusions
WE HAVE A MIDFIELD GENERAL # 1
We have a midfield General
Who’s really
completive and hard
But everyone that we
play
Just think he’s a
dirty bastard
IN THE LONDON MARATHON
In the London marathon
One of my friends ran
Dressed as a chicken
While another one ran
Dressed as an egg
I don’t know who came
first
IN THE PROGRAM THEY SAY
In the program they say
He’s a real seasoned
player
But what they really
mean
Is he’s past it the
poor geezer
AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES
At the Winter Olympics Games
One of the sponsors
participating
Is a pharmaceutical
giant who
Are sponsoring the
Speed skating
PLAYING A WOOD
For most of us weekend golfers
The only wood that is
essential
To carry in your golf
bag
Is a finely sharpened pencil
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 290
Robin and Richard were two pretty men,
They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;
Then up starts Robin and looks at the sky:
"Oh, sod it Richard, the sun's very high!
Stop sniggering and pull on your knickers
We’re late for training at Twickers”
RUNNING GENES
Scientists say there are now
Running Genes
But surely it would
chafe
If you ran in Jeans
THE VICTORIANS
The Victorians
Invented a lot of
sports
Or if not invented,
Encouraged their
development
As a means of instilling,
fair play
Teamwork and
discipline
Into the next
generation
As way of training the
youth
For life in the wider
world
I don’t know how
The Victorians would
view
The sportsmen and
women of today
Not favourably I
suspect
INDUSTRIALISED SPORT
Sport was industrialised by the Soviet Union
To promote communism
And not the money
hungry capitalist west
But it profited
capitalism
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