At the Olympics the Romanians
Made a clean sweep
good and proper
Taking the Gold,
Silver and bronze
As well as all the
lead and copper
Sunday, 5 September 2021
AT THE OLYMPICS THE ROMANIANS
SIX BANNED WHEELCHAIR ATHLETES
Six banned Wheelchair athletes
From the Paralympics
team GB
Were found to have
tested positive
HE DIDN’T CUT A DASH
He did not in anyway
Cut a dash
His skinny legs
Hung below his shorts
Like two pieces
Of knotted string
And yet he ran
Like a gazelle
CLEAN AND JERK
I’ve just found out about the clean and jerk
I don’t mind saying I
feel a bit of a burke
In fact I doubt I
could feel any dafter
Because I generally
clean mine after
WE HAVE A MIDFIELD GENERAL # 2
We have a midfield General
Highly talented but
temperamental
A hard working terrier
But on a bad day he’s
just mental
THE GIMME
If the “Gimme Putt”
Is the best you can do
Then I would have to
say
That Golfs not for you
THE CROWD WENT WILD
The crowd went wild
And the opposition
reeled
As the Chicago Bugs
Won again at Wriggly
Field
GO NOW BILL
WILLIAM ANTHONY "BILL" FOULKES - (5 JANUARY 1932 – 25 NOVEMBER 2013)
Go now Bill
Lay down the captain’s
armband
You’ve earned your
rest
Our tower of strength
Straight backed
Rugged and dependable
Take your place
Among your equals
And be at peace
Your strong facade
Oft betrayed
By sadness in your
eyes
The sadness of
survival
So go now Bill
And join the babes
You’ve missed so much
And take your place
Among immortals
MY DAD DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 2
My Dad doesn’t go to the gym
And he hasn’t yet come
unstuck
As he gets all the
exercise he needs
Entirely by pushing my
luck
OUR TEAM PLAY AT AN HISTORIC GROUND
Our team play at an historic ground
We on the terraces all
proudly roar
All the visiting fans
shout in reply
That it’s an old run
down eye sore
THE PRACTICE SWING
If your practice swing
Is the best you can do
Then I would have to
say
That Golfs not for you
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