Golf is a mental game
And I don’t mean cerebral
You have to hit down
To make the ball go up.
You swing left and
The ball goes right
The lowest score wins.
And if that’s not mad enough,
The winner buys the drinks.
But if you get a hole in one
You buy the whole bar a drink
Car Football is actually a thing
If
not to everyone’s desire
Nonetheless
the car was in
The
dressing room, changing attire
I’m a very courageous
Sportsman,
basically
As
it takes a lot of balls
To
play Golf like me
It was a glorious week in June
And
I wore my best ensemble
But
after Day three at Wimbledon
I
hadn’t seen a single Womble
When you are at Wimbledon
And
you order a cheese baguette
The
filling will most likely be,
Given
the location, Tennis Raclette
“Gimme” is a famous Golfing term
Best described as an agreement
Between two like-minded Golfers,
Whose putting is to their detriment
As the bowler bears down
The
crowd can readily sense
The
batsman’s discomfiture
And
smell the fear as the
Bowler
releases his fast ball
And
rearranges the furniture
Golf is like marriage, firstly
Both
are very costly
And
they won't work if you take
Yourself
too seriously
