Goodluck Jonathon’s response to the failure
Of
the Nigeria team in South Africa
Is
to ban them from internationals
For
the next two year which is radical
The
English FA considered doing the same
For
the good of the English game
But
decided not to at an FA meeting
As
no one would notice England not competing
Korea have had a great world cup
They’ve beaten Italy with a golden goal
How will they celebrate the victory?
They’ll be eating dog tonight in Seoul
We were rubbish in South Africa
But
we should stop the whining
For
no matter how black the cloud
There
is always a silver lining
We
were rubbish in South Africa
And
we get no second chance
But
at least we can safely say
That
we were not as bad as France
“We are disappointed with the draw
Against
this piss poor team today”
“We
consider it two points dropped”
Said
a spokesman of the Algerian FA
“England are out what did you think?
What a free kick” he gave me a wink
“Those Brazilian's are good though
Best team won don't you think so?”
Now he wasn't English that for certain
And he surely didn't look Brazilian
Now there a clue a sardonic grin
He really must be of Celtic origin
Placebo, Subuteo, and Scenario
Portfolio, Pinocchio or Fellatio
Are these words from everyday?
Or footballer's from Brazilia way
After security failures
In
South Africa
Surrounding
England
In
particular
FIFA
want to ascertain
How
certain individuals
Could
gain entry
Without
credentials
To
England’s dressing room
The
ones causing most worry
Were
Emile Heskey
Glen
Johnson and Gareth Barry
I support them as they're from my hometown
I've supported them for years it would seem
Before the start of every single game at home
They announce the crowd changes to the team
Come next year the team may well be in Europe
But that would only happen if there is a war I fear
If you ask them “what time does the match start?
They just reply “well what time can you get here
The team does a lap of honor if they win the toss
This does at least get the meager crowd humming
To take the pressure off and to help our keeper
We put a Bell in the ball so he can hear it coming
We have the strongest team in the football league
From the bottom we have to hold the rest up
We're always the bookie's favorite for the drop
For we've never won a title a trophy or a cup
My father exposed me to this when I was a boy
Since, Saturday afternoons are spent in torture
I now expose my children to sad match days
And their children will also suffer in the future
Capdevila has reached the pinnacle
Of
herculean World Cup feats
He
has joined the pantheon
Of
notorious world cup cheats
Did you think Lord Triesman mad, for saying?
That
referee’s might me bribed by Spain
If
so, did watching the sending off of Costa
Give
you any doubt and make you think again
Good bye Tommy
Celtics
gentleman
Respected
by professionals
Respected
by the fans
Good
bye Tommy
Celtic
servant and friend
A
rock and pillar
Until
your early end
Good
bye Tommy
High
in our esteem
The
Celtic angels now
Have
a new man on the team
Tommy
Burns Died May 15th 2008
