“England are out what did you think?
What a free kick” he gave me a wink
“Those Brazilian's are good though
Best team won don't you think so?”
Now he wasn't English that for certain
And he surely didn't look Brazilian
Now there a clue a sardonic grin
He really must be of Celtic origin
Placebo, Subuteo, and Scenario
Portfolio, Pinocchio or Fellatio
Are these words from everyday?
Or footballer's from Brazilia way
After security failures
In
South Africa
Surrounding
England
In
particular
FIFA
want to ascertain
How
certain individuals
Could
gain entry
Without
credentials
To
England’s dressing room
The
ones causing most worry
Were
Emile Heskey
Glen
Johnson and Gareth Barry
I support them as they're from my hometown
I've supported them for years it would seem
Before the start of every single game at home
They announce the crowd changes to the team
Come next year the team may well be in Europe
But that would only happen if there is a war I fear
If you ask them “what time does the match start?
They just reply “well what time can you get here
The team does a lap of honor if they win the toss
This does at least get the meager crowd humming
To take the pressure off and to help our keeper
We put a Bell in the ball so he can hear it coming
We have the strongest team in the football league
From the bottom we have to hold the rest up
We're always the bookie's favorite for the drop
For we've never won a title a trophy or a cup
My father exposed me to this when I was a boy
Since, Saturday afternoons are spent in torture
I now expose my children to sad match days
And their children will also suffer in the future
Capdevila has reached the pinnacle
Of
herculean World Cup feats
He
has joined the pantheon
Of
notorious world cup cheats
Did you think Lord Triesman mad, for saying?
That
referee’s might me bribed by Spain
If
so, did watching the sending off of Costa
Give
you any doubt and make you think again
Good bye Tommy
Celtics
gentleman
Respected
by professionals
Respected
by the fans
Good
bye Tommy
Celtic
servant and friend
A
rock and pillar
Until
your early end
Good
bye Tommy
High
in our esteem
The
Celtic angels now
Have
a new man on the team
Tommy
Burns Died May 15th 2008
Waves of Rangers blue
Relentlessly
Attack
Wave
upon wave
Push
their opponents back
But
this valiant effort
This
Rangers blue tide
That
moved with precision
Pushing
opponents aside
Did
not happen in the stadium
Nor
was a ball at their feet
This
game took place
On
Manchesters city streets
The
Waves of Rangers blue
With
alcohol fuelled Fight
Brought
to bear upon the police
Their
vengeance and their spite
But
if during the match
Such
passion had been on show
Then
the UEFA cup
Might
have gone to Glasgow
May
14th 2008
The
events following the UEFA Cup final at the City of Manchester Stadium
England left for the airport
On
the wrong bus, apparently
For
emblazoned on its side was
“Playing
with pride and glory”
England’s
bus was possibly stolen
You
will recognize it quite easily
For
emblazoned on its side is
“Playing
with sloth and lethargy”
Everyone wants a video ref in the game
There
are no dissenting voices I can name
Fans
shout their support and managers want it
Players
are in favour and even the refs want it
Because
it is a change that really matters
Everybody
wants it except Mr Blatter
Tiger Woods was undecided,
Iron
or wood that was the quandary
Eventually
he settled on
A
Fire hydrant followed by a tree
