Guardians of the game,
Holders
of the purse strings
The
doers of deals
Honest
as the day is…..
On
the other hand
Financially
Incongruous
Finagling
Acquiescence
Thursday, 1 July 2021
FIFA # 1
MY NEW TENNIS PARTNER
My new tennis partner
Always
obstructs my view,
Stood
in the middle of the court
Wednesday, 30 June 2021
THE MOST DEPRESSING THING ABOUT TENNIS
The most depressing thing about Tennis
Is
that no matter how well I hit the ball
And
how much time I spend practicing,
I'm
never going to be as good as the wall
WITCHFINDER
Witchcraft abounds
In Wimbledon
This is a conclusion
That’s forgone
And there are witches
Everywhere
See if you can spot one
If you dare
Agassi is one and
That Tim’s a witch
And then there’s Goran
Even e’s a vitch
ANYONE FOR TENNIS = 2
If Andy Murray wins Wimbledon
He
will be called a super brit
But
if he fails like those before
He
will be that dour Scottish git
SW19 CHEESE
When you are at Wimbledon
And
you order a cheese baguette
The
filling will most likely be,
Given
the location, Tennis Raclette
Saturday, 26 June 2021
DON CAPELLO - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
Don Capello spoke of the “Big Mistake”
And
a big performance is his wish
But
sadly the outspoken John Terry
Will
tonight be sleeping with the fish
THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB # 2
Rafa is leaving Anfield
So,
a new regime is brewing
There
is a new job
That
he is actively pursuing
And
it’s a great shame
That
a new club is wooing
The
last thing Manchester wants
Is
the prospect of Liverpool renewing
By
employing a manager
Who
actually knows what he’s doing
FAIR PLAY DIAGO - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
At the World Cup
Maradona
has called for fair play
And
he wants referees
To
understand the meaning he says
He
could perhaps give FIFA
An
example of fair play
Like
not punching the ball into the net
That
would be one way
Friday, 25 June 2021
TIGER, TIGER - SHORT YARDAGE
Tiger can drive a golf ball
400
yards, effortlessly
But
can only drive a car
Little
more than three
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