IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

 

It was a bad winter Olympics

First it was the Luge I had a go at

Then I found myself on thin ice

Following some aggressive chat

Then I joined with the ski jumpers

And it was all downhill after that

I JOINED A SCRABBLE CLUB

 

I joined a Scrabble Club

To learn to play better

But forgot to pay my dues

Which was an up-setter

And now they're sending

Me threatening letters