Wednesday, 28 June 2023

FOGHORN LEGHORN CROSSED

 

Foghorn Leghorn crossed

The Basketball Court

Wearing a scowl

Because he misunderstood

When he heard the ref

Had called a fowl

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY

 

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

Friday, 2 June 2023

THE FIRST TIME I TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND HOME

 

The first time I took my girlfriend home

So that my mum could meet her

She wore a big green shirt and huge gloves

And my mum said she was a keeper

IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

  It was a bad winter Olympics First it was the Luge I had a go at Then I found myself on thin ice Following some aggressive chat Th...