Tuesday, 30 November 2021

SANTA’S HELPERS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM

Santa’s Helpers have a cricket team

And they play when they can

They have no problem getting numbers

And the substitute is twelf man

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SNOWMEN ARE RUBBISH AT CRICKET

 

Snowmen are rubbish at cricket

They only play when the snow falls

Even then they can’t hit the wicket

And they keep bowling snow-balls

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